I simply can't avoid this any longer: PewDiePie sucks

For the past two years, I have been running into complete garbage on YouTube. People who think they're so funny, but in reality, anyone with maturity finds it annoying. From the product whore, iJustine, straight up to the copyright thief himself, RayWilliamJohnson.

The goal on YouTube is to create content for others to enjoy and interact with. Whether it's comedy, education, or anything in between. The uploaded attempts to create a fulfilling content, so that his/her viewers would be willing to come back for more.

However, it would seem anyone with 100,000+ subscribers loses their original goal, and instead, uploads sub-par content constantly once or more per day in hopes of collecting another dollar. And continues to take advantage of the system until their subscribers gets past puberty, and realizes there idol is no more than another annoying idiot.

Enter PewDiePie, A.K.A. Felix. The top dog for Let's Plays, and almost top dog of all of  YouTube. With 14+ million subscribers, and over 2 billion views, he has somehow became an independent celebrity Hollywood could only dream of having.

How did it become like this, and why hasn't anyone capitalize and copy his success? Well, if you want to degrade yourself to a screaming, nonsensical idiot who appeals to the majority of underage boys and girls, then you're set.

Each video consists of him screaming loudly even dogs would howl in pain. Using really random voices, which I think is suppose to be funny, but makes him sound retarded. Using disgusting titles for his videos, and sometimes misleading thumbnails and titles. Usually his face covering half of the thumbnail like a YouTube whore pro. Over saturates his uploads by uploading too many, almost all of which has very little effort put into them anymore. And everybody favorite, the constant use of casually saying the word rape, like this is a normal thing to do. Not to mention almost every video has his face via video camera plastered on every game he plays, when it is completely distracting and inappropriate to use. It was cute when he did it when playing a blind horror game, but the novelty dies real fast.

And there is a key word in that sentence; "blind". By definition -

"A blind run refers to a let's play of a game which the author hasn't played or finished before."

Three quarters of his videos are suppose to be blind, but his reactions are fake, knows what to do a little too well for playing it for the first time, and tries way too hard to make the viewer convinced he doesn't know what's coming next.

All tid-bits aside, the thing that made him the most famous was over Retsupurae, a group of gamers roasting other Let's Players and video games, making a video called "Adults React to PewDiePie". The video showed a group of people reacting to his already terrible gimmick, expressing annoyance, ignorance, and head shaking, questioning why he even had a following as is. This in turn inevitably made his fan base going into a flame war, and even caught Felix's attention himself. He would comment on the video, quoting -

"Pretty funny I'll admit :)
But seriously though, have you never heard: "If you don't like it, then don't watch it"?
Actually never mind, keep watching! You extra views gets me extra cash!
lolololol"

Which he straight out admits he's just doing it for the money now. Being quite passive aggressive on the situation, a lot of people now were learning that his channel, PewDiePie, was nothing more than an ATM for his success, instead of trying to legitimately entertain his fans like he use to when he first began.

He would also continue his greed streak as he announced he was running for "King of the Web" which the grand prize would be $7,000 USD. Which he would go on to say he's never seen that much money in his life. This would raise a lot of eyebrows. Even his fans were now questioning what he said. His popularity and cash cow to Google, a lot of people were very much aware he's probably making $7k easily in a matter of days every week. This would in turn, get a lot of people, including his subscribers angry over what he said. Mysteriously, his comments about the topic would disappear, and any information regarding those comments was quickly covered up.

He would go on to make "I'm sorry" in which he would explain that he fell victim to the trolls, and will now ignore them. But in that, also made a half-ass attempt to tell his fans to stop attacking the trolls as well. He gloated how he donated quite a bit of money to the WWF (the animals, not wrestling.) And would continue to be charitable with his money. To which I say bullcrap. You donate because you want to, not because you have to just to save face.

After that video, his fans became even more vicious. Any videos that spoke against him or even remotely copied him were harassed, leading to some getting taken down because they couldn't handle the heat. And here we are now.

I'm pissed off at him, I'm pissed off at his fans who think he's some sort of God, and makes if hard for a lot of other opinionators to throw in their two cents. Sad fact for you twits who enjoy harassing others, Felix couldn't care if your alive or not. Just like Disney, just like Microsoft, just like Google, your role in life is to make him money. Your just business to him. And if you die tomorrow, someone else will replace you in his business.

Flame me all you like. Call me jealous, threaten me, do whatever. I won't care about some pubescent brats attacking me over an opinion. Just come back in three to five years, and tell me if you still feel that way. See you soon~